Bi-Weekly Sweary Affirmations for Your Zodiac Sign

Because sometimes alignment sounds like “get your shit together, you’ve got this.”

What you’ll get:

• 2 affirmations per month emailed directly to you

• written specifically for your sign

• equal parts grounding and “oh… damn, I needed that”

Delivered on the 1st and 15th. Written for your sign. Meant to be felt.